1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Yo mamas so fat

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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