What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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