Drunk irish man

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Unnnnnnnn

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eloise dey.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Gays

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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thermodynamics?

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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