Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Joay impistato is a fig

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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