What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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I pooped my pants

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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