Yo mamas so fat

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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hi michael

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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women's rights

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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