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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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