- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what do u call a black person by his name

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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