One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Samantha

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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