What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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justin bieber

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Women's rights...

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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The game!

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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your a towel.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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