What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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