- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

I like pom

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

what is sticky and brown?a stick

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

why is john so fat years of over eating

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