Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Garry Glitters on here

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Matt is not funny.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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