- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

who is awesome? no one...

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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