- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Wombat monkey juice.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

women's rights.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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