...NO.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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