- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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