Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Welcome To Facebook

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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