Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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