- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Matt is not funny.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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