There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Weiner

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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