What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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this girl died

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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