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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A black guy with his family.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

I am a n1gger.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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