What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Men, get on the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

thumb_up thumb_down -13

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops