A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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oh hiya come in

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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