Mitt Romney penis

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

Garry Glitters on here

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

I am a n1gger.

Anti Joke

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