What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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sdasdadasdasd

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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