a potato flew around my room

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Society.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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