- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

the asian kid gets an F

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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