So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Dick spice

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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