- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child with cancer grows up.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

knock knock who's there police

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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