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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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