A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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