- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Waseem is not a funny guy!

a potato flew around my room

What did the fish say? Moo

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Society.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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