Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why? Because!

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

whats really hot the sun

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Stephen Walking.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Women's rights...

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock Knock Not Yet

I have a crush on my dad.

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