Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A horse cantered into a bar.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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