- Anti Joke

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.