A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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