- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Halo < COD

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

The Irish man was sober.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

where are you?

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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