- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Potato.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Okay, one second.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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