Obama

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's wrong with woman Everything

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