- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Flop dog

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Yidi Huang lives here.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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