What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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knock knock whos there not me

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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matt shut up

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Anti Joke

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