What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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