Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Anti Joke

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