- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Halo < COD

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

The Irish man was sober.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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