- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

I have a crush on my dad.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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