Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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T-Dog scare me

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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#scabbers

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Please spell dyslexia.

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How old is victor? Old

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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