What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Penis penis poop butt

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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19th amendment

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

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