What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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