What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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