- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

The Pope

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Women Driving.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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