What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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