What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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bum sex lol

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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