What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Comedy.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Matt is not funny.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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