A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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